About Our Stuff

Hello, Joseph from The Snarky Porcupine here!  Wondering what sort of materials are used to craft our products?!  You've come to the right place!

Our Shirts:

Regular Stock

 

Soft cotton and quality printed designs keep our customers coming back for more and more! Our t-shirts have ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer. The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.

Bella + Canvas (our preferred t-shirt provider here at The Snarky Porcupine)  all products in the US as well as internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable ways and is part of the Fair Labor Association. They are also Platinum WRAP certified.

ALL (solid color) shirts are made with 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric that is easy to layer, and is comfortably breathable! It is perfect for active and leisure wear. PLEASE REFER TO THE LIST BELOW FOR ALL EXCEPTIONS TO THIS!

Solid (those that DO NOT mention ‘Ash’, ‘Heather’, ‘Heather Prism’ or ‘Blend’) - 100% cotton!

Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester

Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester

Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

SIZING IS AS FOLLOWS:

* XS - 31" - 34" chest | * S - 34" - 37" chest | * M - 38" - 41" chest | 

* L - 42" - 45" chest | * XL - 46" - 49" chest | * 2XL - 50" - 53" chest

* 3XL - 54" - 57" chest | * 4XL - 58" - 61" chest | * 5XL - 62" - 65" chest


Vegan Themed Shirts

 

These vibrant unisex garment-dyed tees are all about comfort, color, and effortless style. For our vegan / plant based theme t-shirts, we use Comfort Colors brand shirts.  Their relaxed fit and soft texture make it a staple you’ll want to wear again and again. Whether you’re running errands, hanging out with other vegan friends, raising awareness, or just lounging at home, this shirt delivers easygoing versatility for any occasion.

Again, each tee features a garment-dyed finish that gives it a unique, lived-in look and extra-soft feel. The double-needle stitching adds lasting durability, while the tubular knit construction eliminates side seams for a smooth, flattering drape. The classic crew neckline provides a timeless touch that pairs perfectly with anything in your wardrobe.

These shirts are made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, offering premium softness and dependable comfort. Garment dyeing ensures rich, vintage-inspired colors that only get better with wear. It’s perfect for everyday use, gifting, or adding a laid-back pop of personality to your collection.

SIZING IS AS FOLLOWS:

* S - 34" - 37" chest | * M - 38" - 41" chest | * L - 42" - 45" chest

* XL - 46" - 49" chest | * 2XL - 50" - 53" chest | * 3XL - 54" - 57" chest

* 4XL - 58" - 61" chest

Our Tank Tops / Muscle Tees:



These classic unisex jersey tanks fit like a well-loved favorite. Their soft cotton-poly blend and quality print keep them feeling fresh and comfortable wear after wear! Side seams help maintain their shape over time, while fabric-matched bindings give them a clean, finished look. Lightweight and breathable, they're perfect for summer festivals, beach days, workouts, or just lounging around with friends. The tear-away label also keeps skin irritation to a minimum, making these tanks a go-to choice for bold personalities who love to stand out.

Bella+Canvas (our preferred go-to for our tank tops + muscle tees) manufactures all products in the US as well as internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable ways and is part of the Fair Labor Association. They are also Platinum WRAP certified.

As with our 'regular stock' t-shirts, ALL (solid color) tank tops are made with 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric that is easy to layer, and is comfortably breathable! It is perfect for active and leisure wear. PLEASE REFER TO THE LIST BELOW FOR ALL EXCEPTIONS TO THIS!

Solid (those that DO NOT mention ‘Ash’, ‘Heather’, ‘Heather Prism’ or ‘Blend’) - 100% cotton!

Heather  colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester

SIZING IS AS FOLLOWS:

*XS - 31" - 34" chest | * S - 34" - 37" chest | * M - 38" - 41" chest

* L - 42" - 45" chest | * XL - 46" - 49" chest | * 2XL - 50" - 53" chest

Our Cocktail Glasses:



These durable, 2-in-1 mixing glasses are both shakers and serving glasses.  Made from 100% glass, they're crystal clear and look sleek!  The solid-glass base also minimizes the risk of tipping and spilling your drink. They're more narrow at the bottom for a more comfortable grip, which also makes for easier carrying.  Each glass will hold 16 oz. of your favorite beverage!

Additionally, the kick-ass designs you see on each one is AI generated, given very specific prompts, and is then mirrored to create a seamless, 360 degree image around the entire exterior of the glass!