About Our Shirts

Hello, Joseph from The Snarky Porcupine here!  Wondering what sort of materials are used to craft our products?!  You've come to the right place!

Our Shirts:

Soft cotton and quality printed designs keep our customers coming back for more and more! Our t-shirts have ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer. The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.

+Canvas (our preferred t-shirt provider here at The Snarky Porcupine)  all products in the US as well as internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable ways and is part of the Fair Labor Association. They are also Platinum WRAP certified.

ALL (solid color) shirts are made with 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric that is easy to layer, and is comfortably breathable! It is perfect for active and leisure wear. PLEASE REFER TO THE LIST BELOW FOR ALL EXCEPTIONS TO THIS!

Solid (those that DO NOT mention ‘Ash’, ‘Heather’, ‘Heather Prism’ or ‘Blend’) - 100% cotton!

Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester

Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester

Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

SIZING IS AS FOLLOWS:

* XS - 31" - 34" chest | * S - 34" - 37" chest | * M - 38" - 41" chest | * L - 42" - 45" chest

* XL - 46" - 49" chest | * 2XL - 50" - 53" chest | * 3XL - 54" - 57" chest

* 4XL - 58" - 61" chest | * 5XL - 62" - 65" chest


Our Cocktail Glasses:

These durable, 2-in-1 mixing glasses are both shakers and serving glasses.  Made from 100% glass, they're crystal clear and look sleek!  The solid-glass base also minimizes the risk of tipping and spilling your drink. They're more narrow at the bottom for a more comfortable grip, which also makes for easier carrying.  Each glass will hold 16 oz. of your favorite beverage!

Additionally, the kick-ass designs you see on each one is AI generated, given very specific prompts, and is then mirrored to create a seamless, 360 degree image around the entire exterior of the glass!